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Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




This funny eBay auction is simply for a leftover fortune cookie. The seller ordered Chinese food and didn't eat (or open) the cookie.

If you want to know what your future will hold (besides 100 extra calories), then dig in!


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This listing currently has 573 views and 29 bids. It's up to $47.00 from a starting bid of 10 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update (July 15): This one still has three days left. But, right now it's up to $8,575.00. There are 58 bids and 4490 views.

Update (July 21): eBay didn't like this listing and removed it. The seller says it was because there was a link in it to an outside site. That is a no-no according to eBay's terms of service.

But eBay weird stuff preservers! It has been relisted (without the outside link).

If you'd like to see it, here's the link:
Weird Auction
.

It's currently at $472.00 from a starting bid of 10 cents. It has 2157 viewers and 31 bids.

Update (July 27): The second listing of the fortune cookie ended successfully. It had 7,429 viewers and 32 bids. The total was $482.00.

@ least its fortunate 4 the seller...

Wild Wacky & Wonderful

By Blogger TreeHuggaz, at July 13, 2008 7:17 AM  

damn! who is it from? leo laporte? snoop doggy dogg? tila tequila?

By Anonymous livecrunch, at July 15, 2008 10:59 PM  

Why, oh why would anyone pay over 400 dollars for a fortune cookie? This makes me ill, there are so many better things that could have been done with that money. Why are people such idiots?

By Blogger Vicky, at November 4, 2008 3:20 PM  

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Fun & Games

These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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Some Weird Items From Other Sites

Here are a few strange items I found for sale elsewhere on the internet.


 


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