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These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Weird eBay Listing #36: Toilet With a Fish In It

Yep, that's right. There are fish in the toilet tank. Every time you went to the bathroom, there'd be someone right at your back, staring at you. Could you go with someone watching?

And imagine the plight of the poor fish! It would get mooned over and over. Every time it just started to get comfortable, there's be another huge mass looming over it, plopping down right beside it, narrowly missing it.

If you get this toilet, don't ever look back at the fish. The site of a fish that's gone blind or insane from repeated visual abuse is just heartbreaking.

This funny eBay auction currently has 86 views and 6 bids. It's up to $46.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: It's over, *flush*. This weird eBay item's fate is now sealed. It ended with 231 views, 9 bids and a total of $67.55.

Posted by KM | 12:36 AM | 8 comments
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hmm how does it flush :P

would't the poor fish go down the hole. It would suck to be the fish. He knows one day, just one day, he will be flushed down that same toilet.

By iMike, at August 22, 2008 1:21 AM

I hope fishes don't have a sense of smell ...

By speak in doodles, at August 22, 2008 1:42 PM

is that real fish? or just fake ones?

By moses, at August 23, 2008 2:49 AM

The idea was unique. An iieal home for fishes.
Have a nice day.

By coolingstar9, at August 23, 2008 3:36 AM

Too funny! But yeah, wouldn't the fish get flushed?!?

By Olga, the Traveling Bra, at August 23, 2008 10:07 AM

Hilarious! I love your blog and we're practically neighbors; I've seen people write about you on a local homeschool teen e-mail list.

By Alison, at August 23, 2008 8:22 PM

I'm assuming that the water for the toilet and the water for the fish are kept separate so the poor fishy won't get flushed. I hope so for the fish's sake.

By KM, at August 23, 2008 8:23 PM

I like the fake fish toilet seat. The real fish idea creeps me out. Who thinks of these things?

By LJP, at August 27, 2008 11:13 PM

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