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Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Weird eBay Listing #68: The Great and Wonderous Mousealope

The mousealope is the most ferocious of all nonexistent rodents. They have been known to charge with their horns lowered and impale people's big toes.

You need not fear this one, however. He has charged his last charge. Your toes are safe.

This horned beast has 148 page views and four bids. He's up to $13.50 from a starting bid of $9.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This weird eBay listings ended with 12 bids and a total of $52.00. There were 424 page views.

Posted by KM | 5:28 PM | 7 comments
Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!

I thought those were mousicorns? Kings of the urban jungle.

By King of the Internet, at December 3, 2008 8:30 PM

Couldn't he run a q-tip in its ear before taking that picture?

And that Hamlet mouse is pretty crazy, too. It comes with a skull.

By OM, at December 3, 2008 11:54 PM

I have those running around my garage.

The dog hates them cuz the horns tend to get stuck in her throat.

Stupid Things.

By Mike, at December 4, 2008 10:45 AM

Oh those are hilarious! Thanks so much.

By The Story Lady, at December 10, 2008 2:04 PM

Creative taxidermy is always good for a belly laugh. Seriously.

By Celia Pleete, at December 19, 2008 12:35 PM

Very good!

By nike shoes, at December 31, 2008 1:56 AM

I think if I read this BLOG after only say: very good, so you are not serious, but really very good!

By 南通棋牌游戏中心, at January 5, 2009 5:26 AM

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These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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Some Weird Items From Other Sites

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