Weird Auction Listings

Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!

Monday, June 30, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #10: Bellybutton Lint This is no ordinary bellybutton lint. It's "antique high-end bellybutton lint". It's important to note the distinction. Only the best for the weird stuff sold on eBay. This listing currently has 1846 views and 11 bids. It's up to $165.05. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This one ended with 5006 views, 21 bids and a total of $302.65. Posted by KM | 9:43 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Sunday, June 29, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #9: Antique Glass Eyes This listing is for a lot of 19 human glass eyes. These weird eBay items are antiques. They are of varying colors and some are cracked. Here's looking at you, Kid! This listing currently has 7 bids. It's up to $71.00. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This listing ended with 9 bids and a total of $135.50. Posted by KM | 10:43 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Saturday, June 28, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #8: Human Teeth Available for purchase in this listing are nine human teeth. These are definitely some weird eBay items. Some have cavities and some have fillings. It's important to know if teeth are healthy when buying them. This listing currently has 72 views and 3 bids. It's up to $10.76. That's only a little more than a dollar per tooth. Still a good value. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This one ended with 132 views and 5 bids. The winning bid was $21.01. Posted by KM | 8:39 PM | 2 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #7: Demonic Violin According to the person listing this weird eBay item, it has been responsible for the deaths of one dog and three cats. Would you like to have it? This listing currently has 1008 views and 12 bids. It's up to $43.75. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This one ended with 4873 views, 25 bids and a total of $147.50. Posted by KM | 10:30 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Saturday, June 21, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #6: Haunted Midol Bottle The Midol bottle being sold here is empty. The seller says that she knows it's haunted because her husband and kids get PMS every time she opens it. This is a very cool looking listing. It's very entertaining. There are currently 281 views and 5 bids for the haunted, weird auction. It's up to $18.49. Not bad for an empty bottle. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This one ended with 305 views, 5 bids and a total of $18.49. Posted by KM | 7:09 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Friday, June 20, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #5: Armadillo Purse This is a hand bag made from the shell of an armadillo. The seller says that they're hard to find. Strange auctions on eBay often feature taxidermied animals. This is the first one, however, that I've seen made into a purse. This listing currently has 60 views and 6 bids. It's up to $51.00 Australian. That's about $48.15 US. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This one ended with 515 views and 15 bids. The winner walked away with a new armadillo purse for only $152.50 Australian ($146.55 US). Posted by KM | 12:37 AM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Monday, June 16, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #4: A Packing Peanut If you have something really small to ship, then this is for you. (Maybe you have some very small, very weird eBay items of your own to mail.) This listing is for a packing peanut. Not a box of packing peanuts. Not a small package of packing peanuts. It's for just ONE packing peanut. This listing currently has 3 bids. It's up to $26.00. That's pretty good for just one peanut. Link: Weird Auction. Update: Strange auctions are sometimes canceled by eBay. This listing was one of them. I guess something about it broke one of the rules. Anyway, I can't say what the final price was (or even if there was one). Posted by KM | 10:03 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Sunday, June 15, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #3: Slightly Used Body Bag Here we have a "slightly used body bag". Perhaps it could be used as a sleeping bag. Can't you just imagine seeing someone in a body bag the next time you go camping? This listing currently has 12 bids. It's up to $177.50. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This funny eBay auction ended with 12 bids and at $177.50. Posted by KM | 5:33 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Saturday, June 14, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #2: Old Used Sweat Socks If your feet are cold, here's just the thing you need. The seller does say they're clean. I suppose that's good to know. This listing currently has 2764 views and 16 bids. It's up to $108.49. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This weird auction ended at $89.88 with 16 bids. Someone must have canceled a bid since with price went down from what it was earlier. Can't imagine why someone would cancel a bid. Posted by KM | 12:15 AM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Friday, June 13, 2008 Weird eBay Listing #1: Two-Headed Stuffed Calf There's no better day than Friday, The Thirteenth to kick off a new blog. This is two calf heads stuffed and sewn together to look like a two-headed animal. I think it might look good hanging on the wall above my computer. This weird eBay listing currently has 871 page views and 11 bids. It's up to $355. Link: Weird Auction. Update: This listing ended at $711.00 and 19 bids. Posted by KM | 11:02 PM | 0 comments Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!    Sunday, June 1, 2008 Game and Answers These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious. Universe Carrot Sculpture Alien Rock Potato Black Hole Theory Time Machine Tooth Answers: You can click any of the pictures to go to the listing on eBay. This is a barbed wire sculpture. It sold for $1 Australian. That's about $0.83 US. This is a Hyper Dimensional Resonator, also known as a time machine. It's the most successful listing in this game, selling for $91.00. Here we have a tooth from a tiger shark. It didn't sell. The would-be seller says that this carrot looks like a rabbit. It didn't sell. And this would-be seller says that this potato looks like a pig. It's a pigtato. It didn't sell. Here we have an alien rock found on the shore of Lake Superior. No sale. The entire universe was sold on eBay for $1.29. This eBayer asked anyone who disagrees with the Big Bang or Black Hole Theories to send him a dollar. There were no takers. Posted by KM | 10:55 PM | Email this weird eBay listing to a friend!