Weird Auction Listings

This one is certainly worth the read. The seller really went all out to make it entertaining. The story goes into detail about how the seller's young son discovered the ghost and the whole family helped to trap it in a box.




This weird eBay listing currently has 7,537 views and 29 bids. It's up to $50.00 from a starting bid of $0.99. The seller is making regular updates to his listing and says he has almost 1,000 watchers.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one had 22,281 views when it ended (really). There were 65 bids and the bidding ended at $1,575.

This thing looks a little like the love child of a frog and a shark.

However it came into the world, I'm not at all sure I'd like to meet up with it in a dark alley.




This weird eBay listing currently has 161 views and 2 bids. It's up to $200.00 from a starting bid of $150.00.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 219 view and 4 bids. You missed your chance to have your very own man-eating toad for $274.99.

I'm sure that whoever originally named the street this sign came from didn't actually have his or her mind in the gutter.

For those of us who do have our minds in the gutter, this is a funny eBay listing.




This listing currently has only 29 views and 2 bids. It's up to $10.49 from a starting bid of $9.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 38 views and three bids. "Pee Rd." could have been yours for $15.50.

There are actually three items in this funny eBay auction:

• A latex mangled toe
• A toe tag
• A DVD called "Toe Tag"

Is there anyone out there who has perhaps lost his or her toe tag and is in need of another one?


This listing currently has 459 views and 10 bids. It's up to $122.50 from a starting bid of $51.50.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 1754 views and 18 bids. The total was $188.55.

I've heard that pets are supposed to reduce your stress level and make you live longer. Maybe investing in this little guy would be a great idea.

Also, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to be fed or walked.




You've got to admit he's really cute with his little hat.

This listing currently has 50 views and 4 bids. It's up to $17.47 from a starting bid of $1.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

What do you think this pet rock should be named?

Fred

Harvey

Gertrude

Wilma

Stalone

Hudson

Norman

View results

Update: This funny eBay auction ended with 136 views and 14 bids. The winner will be paying $31.00.

Have you had your shower yet today? If not, you should take a look at this. This weird eBay listing is for a bar of soap.

The seller says it's special because it was the last one on the grocery store shelf and it was supposed to have been part of a larger package but was instead sitting there by itself.

If you win this one, at least your wallet will be cleaned out.




This listing currently has 294 views and 11 bids. It's up to $85.36 from a starting bid of $9.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 704 view and and 12 bids. The final total was $100.77.

This doll pops up in strange places and makes mysterious crying sounds in the night.

Be sure you really want her before you bid on her. The seller threw her out with the trash once and she came back!




This weird eBay listing currently has 281 views and 21 bids. It's up to $22.00 from a starting bid of $.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 481 views and a total price of $28.00. There were 28 bidders.

This weird auction is so strange, it'll make your teeth chatter.

These are antique dentures that are around 100 years old.

Anybody in the market for some chompers?




This listing currently has only 38 views and 3 bids. It's up to $16.70 from a starting bid of $9.99. It has over 5 days left. It may yet chew its way up to a higher total.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 12 bids at $122.50. It had 245 views.

The seller in this weird eBay auction is actually just selling two cherries that are stuck together.

According to the text of the listing, this is rare and should therefore be considered a collector's item. I'm no cherry expert, so I can't say it isn't. Anybody want to bid $50,000?




This listing currently has 163 views and 45 bids. It's up to $30,300.00 (really) from a starting bid of $24.99.

I'm including a copy of the bidding history, just because it's amazing:

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended at $30,300.00 and 45 bids. The total number of views was 271. So, does anybody think the seller will actually collect?

This funny eBay auction is simply for a leftover fortune cookie. The seller ordered Chinese food and didn't eat (or open) the cookie.

If you want to know what your future will hold (besides 100 extra calories), then dig in!




This listing currently has 573 views and 29 bids. It's up to $47.00 from a starting bid of 10 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update (July 15): This one still has three days left. But, right now it's up to $8,575.00. There are 58 bids and 4490 views.

Update (July 21): eBay didn't like this listing and removed it. The seller says it was because there was a link in it to an outside site. That is a no-no according to eBay's terms of service.

But eBay weird stuff preservers! It has been relisted (without the outside link).

If you'd like to see it, here's the link:
Weird Auction.

It's currently at $472.00 from a starting bid of 10 cents. It has 2157 viewers and 31 bids.

Update (July 27): The second listing of the fortune cookie ended successfully. It had 7,429 viewers and 32 bids. The total was $482.00.

I really have very little dignity of my own. Maybe I should buy.

The seller says he's lost his job, his girlfriend and his TV remote. He figures he's got nothing much to loose by parting with his dignity too.




This listing currently has 96 views and 8 bids. It's up to $7.50 from a starting bid of $1.00. Would you sell your dignity for that?

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: It turns out that as far as weird stuff sold on eBay is concerned, dignity doesn't sell for much. This one ended up with 262 views, 8 bids and a total price of $7.50.

Do you need a little something to chew on?

This listing is for a 30 cent pack of Doublemint gum.




This listing currently has 1,519 views and 25 bids. It's up to $280.01 so far. The starting bid was, of course, 30 cents.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: Strange auctions sometimes get removed. This one got removed by eBay. There must have been something they didn't like about it. (Maybe because it was a food item??) It was over $300 the last time I looked at it.

The hole isn't what you'd think. There's actually a pretty interesting little drama played out in this funny eBay auction. It involves a donut, a dog and the Heimlich maneuver. Take a look.




This listing currently has 101 views and 3 bids. It's up to $25.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 1044 views but only 4 bids. The final price was $26.00.

This weird eBay auction invites to you imagine the possibilities on an unsharpened pencil.

There are some really fun videos in this listing. Very entertaining.




This listing currently has 156 views and 28 bids. It's up to $124.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This one ended with 631 views, 29 bids and a top price of $126.50.

Maybe it would make a nice purse? Or a hat.

The seller does say it doesn't stink. You wouldn't want your hat/purse to stink.




This listing currently has 59 views and 5 bids. It's up to $10.59 and started at .99.

Link:
Weird Auction.

Update: This funny eBay auction ended with 85 views, 8 bids and a total of $13.50.