Weird Auction Listings


Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




Did you have a Lite-Brite toy set as a kid? A lot of us did. Did you ever do anything like this with it?

This rendering of "The Last Supper" is 5' x 10' and has 124,418 Lite-Brite pegs. It is being recognized by Guinness World Records and by Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

Click over and take a look at the weird eBay auction. There are more pictures and details about the artwork.


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This weird eBay item currently has 1427 views and 12 bids. It's up to $63.00 from a starting bid of $1.00.

Link:
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Update: The highest bid was $1,925. There were 2,320 page views and 26 bids.



Aliens have altered the paint on the outside of this weird eBay seller's home in order to send us a message. Just take a look at the paint chip that fell off of his house.

Soon the aliens will have their own eBay accounts and will be creating weird eBay listings of their own.


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This listing currently has 866 views and 13 bids. It's up to $30.99 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: This weird eBay auction ended with 996 page views and 13 bids. The total was $30.99.



This seller has done something illegal. What? You can find out if you're the winning bidder.

That's right. The weird eBay item for sale here is the seller's confession to some illegal activity.


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This weird eBay listing currently has 3,111 views and 11 bids. It's up to $20.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 6,529 views, 31 bids and a total of $100. I'm guessing that this weird eBay auction didn't end well for the seller since the winning bidder is now no longer a registered user.



Yep, that's right. There are fish in the toilet tank. Every time you went to the bathroom, there'd be someone right at your back, staring at you. Could you go with someone watching?

And imagine the plight of the poor fish! It would get mooned over and over. Every time it just started to get comfortable, there's be another huge mass looming over it, plopping down right beside it, narrowly missing it.

If you get this toilet, don't ever look back at the fish. The site of a fish that's gone blind or insane from repeated visual abuse is just heartbreaking.


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This funny eBay auction currently has 86 views and 6 bids. It's up to $46.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: It's over, *flush*. This weird eBay item's fate is now sealed. It ended with 231 views, 9 bids and a total of $67.55.



It's a vacation shellabration.

The purveyor of weird stuff sold on eBay has been on vacation in Cape Cod. Available for your pleasure is her collection of seashells collected while frolicking on the beach.

I assume it will be your responsibility, if you win, to arrange them in a smiley face or a heart or a silhouette of big foot. Whatever you prefer.


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This listing currently has 882 views and 7 bids. It's up to $10.50 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: This weird eBay listing ended with 1,196 views, 10 bids and a total of $20.61.



This seller found Big Foot in his toaster.

Take a close look at the picture. See the big guy right there in the middle?

Of all the Big Foot sightings we've all heard about, it's about time we had one that was edible.


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This funny ebay listing currently has 781 views and 18 bids. It's up to $16.75 from a starting bid of $0.01.

Link:
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Update: This one got up to 2528 views. It wound up with 27 bids and a total of $33.35.



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This funny eBay auction currently has 177 views and 2 bids. It's up to $8.50 from a starting bid of $7.02.

Link:
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Update: This one never got above 2 bids and $8.50. But it did get up to 321 views.



According to the seller, this dead faerie was found in the woods. There is even a picture of it lying on the forest floor.

The listing names the type of faerie. (Did you know there was more than one kind?) It also tells you how to attract faeries. This could be useful information if you've always wanted your own faerie.


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This weird eBay item currently has 767 views and 8 bids. It's up to $76.00 from a starting bid of $1.00.

Link:
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Update: This one got up to 1,421 views. It had 10 bids and was won for $102.50.



The seller says that he (or she) found this cross in a bag of Lays. The seller also insists that the chip has not been altered.

What do you think? Divine intervention or did someone at the chip factory cut a sample from the potato before it was cooked?


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This weird eBay listing currently has 469 views and 11 bids. It's up to $117.50 from a starting bid of $2.00.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 844 views and 12 bids. The top bid was $147.50.



This seller says she's a college student trying to make a little extra money by selling her well-worn flip-flops.

She says she walks to school in 110 degree heat, uphill both ways, carrying an 80 pound backpack.

She goes on to describe the massive blisters on her feet. (Fortunately there are no pictures of them.)


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This listing currently has 229 views and 14 bids. It's up to $9.00 from a starting bid of $0.01.

Link:
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Update: This funny eBay auction ended with 674 page views, 35 bids and a total of $102.03.



The listing is for this guy's hair. If you win, he'll cut it off and send it to you.

Maybe your own shower drain doesn't collect enough hair and you need to add some more to it. If so, this is for you.

(He does say he's sending any money he makes to charity, so this listing is for a good cause as well as just being a funny eBay auction.)


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This weird eBay listing currently has 511 views and 8 bids. It's up to $26.00 from a starting bid of $1.00.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 737 views and 14 bids. The hair-raising total was $40.50.



Thirsty? Too bad!

You'll have to buy yourself a bottle of Coke elsewhere. This funny eBay auction is for a sack full of just bottle caps.


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This listing currently has 661 views and 7 bids. It's up to $10.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: Strange auctions occasionally get canceled by eBay. This was one of the unfortunate ones. It must have broken one of their rules.



It's been sprayed with lacquer, so I'm assuming that it's bug-free.

We'll hope it's bug-free.

If you win this auction and your mail carrier has red welts all over when he/she delivers it, you might want to consider sending it back unopened.


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This weird eBay listing currently has 112 views and 3 bids. It's up to $31.00 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
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Update: This nest ended with 127 views and ten bids. The final price: $217.79.



This seller is offering a five-leaf clover and five four-leaf clovers. He found them in the yard while mowing.

Are you in the market for some luck?


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


These weird eBay items currently have 55 views and 8 bids. It's up to $17.50 from a starting bid of $5.00. That's probably enough to buy gas to mow the yard one more time.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 95 views, 8 bids and a total of $17.50. Was the seller lucky to have gotten that amount?



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