Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.
Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?
These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and
delight you.
In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most
original, creative and just plain weird auctions.
There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.
If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link
is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird
stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if
a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may
make you laugh out loud.
This weird eBay seller is offering real estate. You'd only be getting about two cups of it in a jar, but I suppose that still qualifies as real estate.
This jar or weirdness is up to 869 views. It has one bid of $19.95.
Mr. and Mrs. Southerland want some help naming their baby. So far, they've decided on Allison Southerland. If you win this weird auction, you get to come up with Allison's middle name.
So far, this weird eBay listings has 256 views, eight bids and is up to $20.50 from a starting price of $1.00.
According to this weird eBay seller, it's finally happened. Michael's nose has fallen off. People have been saying for years that it was just a matter of time.
Click over and read the seller's account of how he came to have Michael's nose. You nose you want to.
This nose knows no limits. It has 57 page views, four bids and is up to $6.36 from a starting bid of $0.03.
This weird eBay listing is for the seller's allegiance to the NBA team of your choice. In other words, you can pick which team he will cheer on if you win this listing.
Are you superstitious about sports? Do you think that your team would be certain to win with the encouragement of just one extra fan? Maybe this guy can help you and your favorite team out.
This weird auction has 71 page views, four bids and is up to $10.50 from a starting bid of $0.99.
This cat owner is trying to raise money to get her kitty into catnip rehab.
It's a sad thing whenever cats get addicted. It starts out with just a taste and the next thing you know, you find them passed out in the bathroom in a pile of catnip leaves.
So if you're interested in buying a bag of hair to help the cause, check out this weird eBay item:
This listing started out at $0.99 and is now up to $27.90. It has six bids.
This little rodent is good. I had to have training wheels when I was little.
This is a Russian Dwarf hamster. (Did you know there were different breeds of hamsters?) The seller/taxidermist says he died of natural causes. There was no bicycle accident.
This little critter has 6 bids and is up to $20.50 from a starting bid of $5.00.
Did you ever try this stuff. I remember buying a can years ago on a road trip from San Antonio to Kansas City. I also remember it being more like 50 cents instead of $26.
This weird eBay item has 82 views, 9 bids and a whopping total of $26.00.
Update: This weird eBay listings ended with 277 page views and 15 bids. The total price was $187.50 but, unfortunately, that wasn't enough to meet the reserve.
If you prefer to use the bathroom outside and with a friend, this is for you.
This is a two-seater outhouse that is 50+ years old. The seller says he'll even through in corn cobs or a catalog.
This weird eBay listing currently has 263 views and just one bid. The seller is not offering shipping, just pick up only. I'd say that's probably why the bidding isn't going well. The first bid is $9.99.
Update: The good news is that this one did end with at least one bid. It ended with exactly one bid in fact: $9.99. The bad news is that that amount didn't satisfy the reserve, so no sale.
Has anyone ever questioned whether or not you have a soul? Have you already sold your soul? Now you can buy a couple of them. You'll have one to use and one as a spare.
Samantha and Chloe are selling their souls in a weird eBay auction. Take a look.
This weird auction currently has 1214 views and ten bids. It started at $499.99 and is now up to $960.00.
This little flower has had its petals plucked, but it's still happy to see you.
Look close. See it smiling?
The seller says it hasn't been altered (other than to have had its petals removed). Proceeds go to charity, so if this weird eBay listing interests you, click over and have a closer look.
This weird eBay auction currently has 130 views and 6 bids. It's up to $5.50 from a starting bid of $0.99. The seller has posted an email from a viewer offering $1000. She (or he) is holding out for $2000.
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