Weird Auction Listings


Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




Here we have a weird eBay listing for a piece of a white house lawn. Notice I didn't say The White House lawn. Roger, who is pictured below in front of his white house, is offering a 1'x1' piece of sod from his yard.


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It's up to 15 bids and $103.50 for a starting bid of $10.00.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 19 bids and a total of $152.50.



Sorry to disappoint if the post title got your mouth watering, but this is an empty pail that once contained sheep brains. It dates back to the early 1900s, so the brains would probably be a little too old to cook up and serve with hash browns anyway.


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This weird eBay listing is up to $35.00 from a starting bid of $5.00. There are four bids so far.

Link:
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Update: It didn't go past the four bids and ended at $35.00.



This weird eBay listing is a bag that makes laughing noises. Laughter is contagious, so you may wind up laughing too if you win this one.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


So far it's only up to 30 page views, two bids. It's up to $12.55 from a starting bid of $12.05.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This one ended with 43 page views, four bids and a total of $15.50.



Yep. It's a machine with only one purpose: to cause a stomach ache. Hide it in your boss's office or under your noisy neighbor's bedroom window. Give it to your in laws and tell them that it's an electronic air freshener.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This item is being sold at a set price rather than being auctioned. You can get one of the beauties for only $39.99. So far one has been sold. (I hope I don't find it under my desk!)

Link:
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The yellowish egg on the left in the picture is the weird eBay item up for grabs. Just don't grab it too hard. It has no shell.

It makes you wonder what the chicken looked like that laid it.


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This weird auction has egg-actly one bid: $25.00.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: There was only one bid in the end. It could have been your for $25.00.



Here we have for sale a shadow.

Are you tired of only taking your shadow in to be drycleaned on cloudy days. If you were to buy this shadow, you'd have a spare. Then you could take care of cleaning it, mending it or resizing it on your schedule and not just when the sun isn't out.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird eBay listing has 424 views, 11 bids and is up to $5.70 from a starting bid of $0.99.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This one didn't get any more bids. It ended at $5.70. But it did make it up to 526 views.



It's better to be safe than sorry when it comes to dealing with aliens. This weird eBay item will keep them from probing you.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


So far this condom has only one bid ($5.00), but it is a fairly new listing. If safe alien encounters have always been a concern of yours, check it out.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This one ended with only the one $5.00 bid.



This just gave me the creeps when I was digging through the weird stuff sold on eBay.

I'm really not sure if this is an actual baseball card that has been drawn on or if it is a drawing made to look like a baseball card. Either way, Barry Bonds probably isn't too happy with it. (Yep, that's who it's supposed to be.)


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird eBay item has 70 page views, three bids and is up to $6.50 from a starting bid of $0.33.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This one was viewed 206 times. There were nine bids and it ended at $23.50.



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These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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Potato Black Hole Theory
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