Weird Auction Listings


Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




This is a honey of a deal. Loosing it could sting. Then again, winning might sting is the bees were still alive.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


Thus far, there bee 59 views and four bids. It's up to $5.50 from a starting bid of $.99.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 124 page views, four bids and a total of $5.50.



Copied from the listing:

"Up for your amusement is this disbound, bad, stained, soiled, heap of crap. It smells of smoke, dead fish, cat pee and who knows what. It would serve as excellent fodder to start your summer campfire or supply your camp outhouse."

Click over and read the rest. It only gets funnier.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


There have been 1181 views and 12 bids. It's up to $16.00 from a starting bid of $0.01.

Link:
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Update: This weird eBay item ended with 13 bids and a total of $16.50. There were 2430 page views.



Here is an ashtray made from two of the feet of some kind of animal. The seller doesn't know what kind.

Can anybody tell what sort of furry creature this was?


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird auction started at $8.00 and is still at $8.00 having only one bid so far. There have been fourteen page views.

Link:
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Update: This one ended with 42 views, two bids and a total of $10.49.



This weird eBay listing is for a pile of porcupine quills. I have no idea what became of the rest of the porcupine.

Actually people make baskets out of these things, if you were wondering why anyone would want them.

I'm thinking that there are bound to be more creative uses for them. For example, a dog sweater. There could be nothing cuter than a poodle head and tail with a porcupine body in the middle. Or perhaps it could be used to make a shag rug. Put the rug down in any room where you don't want people to go in and bother your stuff. If you can think of any more fun uses, leave a comment.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird auction started at $12.34. It now has two bids and is up to $14.50.

Link:
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Update: This prickly auction went for $15.50 and had four bids.



Next time you're kicking back in zero gravity and you're in the mood for a treat, you might give these a try. They're freeze dried space food just like the astronauts eat. According to the seller, they're quite tasty and come in a variety of flavors.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


There has only one bid so far, the starting bid of $11.97.

Link:
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Update: This one never got beyond the one bid. It sold for $11.97.



This is a used straight jacket formerly used in a magic show. If you're interested in becoming an escape artist, this is just the thing. If you win this and go on to be a master magician/escape artist, can I have free tickets to your show?


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


There are 77 page views thus far. There are three bids and it up to $59.00 from a starting bid of $25.00.

Link:
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Update: This weird auction ended with 170 page view, 14 bids and a total of $214.25.



The title, Human For Sale, is this weird eBay seller's idea rather than mine. You actually wouldn't be able to buy your own pet human (although that could be cool). What's really for sale here is the right to have whatever you want tattooed on the back of the seller's head.

So if you've always wanted your name or your picture tattooed on someone, here you go. If you own a company, here's an interesting place to put your logo.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This one started at $19,990.00 and is up to $20,190.00. There are four bids and 3989 views.

Link:
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Update: Looks like eBay canceled this one early. It must have broken a rule or two.

Another Update: It's been relisted! No bids so far, but there have been 605 views and the title's been changed.

New Link:
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Yet Another Update: The relisted auction has ended with 3523 page views, one bid and a total sale of $19,990.00.



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These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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