Win this weird eBay listing and you'll have won yourself a best friend for a day. He'll listen to everything you have to say so long as he's drunk. You can cry on his shoulder so long as he's passed out.

Starting at 99 cents, it's made it all the way up to $7,600.00. There have been 12 bids.
Link:
Weird Auction.
Update: This one ended for $7,700.00. There were 13 bids and 1369 page views.
Hmmm I'm apparently in the wrong business. If I can put up with my offspring and their antics, surely I could be a best friend for a day, right? Especially if alcohol is involved. lol
I also wanted to thank you for putting your EC widget at the top of your blog...it's nice when people are considerate. Have a great rest of the week! xx