Weird Auction Listings


Step right up. Don't be shy. Weird eBay listings for all to see.

Can I interest you in some used gym socks? How about a two-headed cow?

These are just a couple of the weird eBay items chronicled below. The weird stuff sold on eBay will amaze and delight you.

In the posts below you'll find descriptions of some of eBay's most original, creative and just plain weird auctions.

There are strange auctions. There are funny auctions. You won't believe just how weird eBay can be, how funny eBay can be, how fun eBay can be.

If any weird auction featured below amuses you, a link is provided so you can click on through to see it live on eBay. On eBay weird stuff usually has several pictures, amazing stories, even videos. So if a post below makes you smile, clicking through to the funny eBay auction may make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy!




Here we have one pound of Alabama dirt for sale. The seller makes it a point to note that as a free bonus the dirt has been enhanced with tortoise poop.

If you click on through to the listing, you can see pictures of the tortoises that added the free bonus to the dirt. Just remember that they aren't for sale. It's just the dirt (and poop).


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird eBay listing is earning some dirty money. It's up to $9.50 from a starting bid of $0.99. There are 16 bids and 435 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: The seller canceled the listing. I knew there was something a little dirty about this.



You may have heard that Obama's car was recently for sale on eBay. If it was a little bit too expensive for you, maybe you'd like to have a drawing of it. This weird eBay seller has put his artistic talent to work and made himself a weird auction. Up for sale is the drawing below of Obama's car and the man himself.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This piece of artwork currently has 14 bids and is up to $405 from a starting bid of $1.00. There have been 10283 page views. (No, that's not a type-o!)

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: It never went above the 14 bids and $405 but it got 11349 page views.



An alien fetus in a jar. (Personally, I think it looks like of like a cabbage with eyes.)

There's even a video interview on the sales page with the guy who smuggled it out of Area 51.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


This weird eBay listings started at $10 and is now up to $17.50. There are four bids and 586 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: This baby never got above $17.50 and four bids. However, the page views did go up to 766.



Want to moon the moon or the sun or the sky in general? No problem. With this fancy umbrella, you'll be showing your best side to the sky above every time use it.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.




Currently, there are only two bids. It's gone up from a starting bid of $.99 to $5.00.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: It ended with just the two bids. Apparently the seller was the butt of the joke since he/she only got $5.00.



I've found a weird eBay seller willing to do it for you. Let me be specific: He won't be actually mowing your lawn for you. He'll be thinking about mowing your lawn for you.

So if thinking about cutting your grass is just too much for you, you might want to think about letting this guy take care of it for you.


Click to go to this weird eBay listing.


So far there have only been two bids. The bidding has gone from $0.01 to $0.06. There have been 65 page views.

Link:
Weird Auction
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Update: It would seem that thinking about lawn mowing doesn't go for much these days. It just got two bids and sold for $0.06. There were 504 page views.



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These are pictures and descriptions from weird eBay listings that really didn't do well. They're all mixed up. Match the picture with the description. Some are obvious and some not so obvious.

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Potato Black Hole Theory
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