If the bad guy from the "Scream" movies turned to stone, would you keep him in your fish tank?
For sale is a rock that bears an eerie resemblance to the ghoulish goon from "Scream".

Here's a picture of the mask from the movie for comparison. It's a pretty good match.

It's had one bid so far, so it's still at its starting price of $9.95. There have been 23 page views.
Link:
Weird Auction.
Update: This one finally sold for $103.50. There were 9 bids and 132 page views.
Do you miss the giant cell phones of the 1990s? Would you really like to have one of those big (1.75 lbs.) monsters that you could not only talk on but also use to lift weights? Here you go...

It's up to $8.00 from $1.99 and has 4 bids. There have been 69 page views.
Link:
Weird Auction.
Update: It sold for $23.50. There were 15 bids and 95 page views.
With this weird eBay listing, you get not only a packing peanut named Mr. Useless but also a second packing peanut that is as yet unnamed. The peanuts are best friends and it would be a shame to split them up.

There have been 171 page views and seven bids so far. The price is up to $56.00 from a starting bid of $39.99.
Link:
Weird Auction.
Update: It never went any higher than $56/7 bids, but it did get 255 page views.